Collective Nouns for Philosophers by Area of Specialization

What do we call a group of metaphysicians? Or political philosophers? Or Kant scholars? Or philosophers of science? Or epistemologists? Or…?
Your task is to pick a specialization in philosophy and provide a name for a group of philosophers working in that area. Accuracy and humor count in favor. Alliteration is optional. Go!
murder of crows. A cackle of hyenas. A knot of toads. A confusion of philosophers? Or is it a fog of philosophers? Or…? There was some discussion of what we should call a collection of philosophers here several years ago.
What we didn’t cover were names of groups of philosophers by area of specialization. So…