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Waiting... (2005)

Without a doubt, this is the funniest movie I have seen all year and I doubt there will be one funnier. This is funnier than "The Aristocrats" because it takes the utter baseness of that film and turns into from verbal into visual and plot. Albeit, there are no incest or feces jokes, but there is enough crudity and utterly debauched sexual hi-jinx in the film to more than make up for its lack of diversity. It's much funnier than "The 40 Year Old Virgin" and "Wedding Crashers" because, unlike those films, it refuses to have a "heart" or a "meaningful message." Those two films insisted on breaking away from their more debasing messages about women, sex and going to the bathroom to ultimately end up as a celebration of love and heterosexual monogamy. "Waiting..." has no such intentions. It wants to be crude, silly, sophomoric and gross and it succeeds at this in every frame. This is moronic beauty, a celebration of vulgarity, and it is hilarious every moment of its running time.

The lead here is Ryan Reynolds and he is, without a doubt, one of the most hilarious guys under 20 in movies today. His delivery is perfect. Yes, he's playing pretty much the same guy that he played on TV's "2 Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place" a few years ago, but who gives a fuck? Yes, it's the same character as "Van Wilde." again, I don't care - and you shouldn't either. Reynolds has had more success recently in more serious yet just as schlocky films like "Amityville Horror" and "Blade 3" but I hope Hollywood doesn't begin to see him as a serious actor. His comedy have failed miserably at the box office - and I have no doubt that this film will flop financially as well. But to think that Reynolds might not be used in film comedies in the future is the kind of thing that breaks my heart. Yes, he's gorgeous as hell but he is also riotously funny and "Waiting..." is a perfect example of Reynolds at his absolute best.

The supporting cast is also perfect here. I love John Francis Daley and I love to look at him. He's in this film a lot and his cute face simply radiates with youthful wonder. (He has a great soliloquy at the end of the film as well). It's also easy to look at Justin Long and like Reynolds and Daley, he is more than just a hot body and a pretty face. He does a wonderful job here as well. The funniest guy besides Reynolds, however, is Luis Guzman who is given the lion's share of outrageous humor to deliver. Guzman is one of the hardest working actors in Hollywood and it brings a film lover like myself much joy to see him get a big role. He will make you laugh your ass off in "Waiting..."

Sadly, much of the female cast is given little to do. Anna Faris has a starring role and she sure is cute but she doesn't seem to be given the same opportunities to shine as her male co-stars. Still, her plucky charm and crooked smile make her a delight to watch. The most amusing female here is Alanna Ubach who plays a chain-smoking grumpy waitress who curses like a sailor until she hits the floor to wait tables where she immediately turns into the nicest person on the face of the Earth. Anyone whose worked in a restaurant will recognize this character immediately as someone they have worked with.

"Waiting..." is indeed about waiting tables and working in a restaurant. The locale here is named "Shenanigans" and it reminds one of the endless chain eateries like Bennigans, TGI Friday, Chili's, and the like. But for those who think this is just going to be an extension of the subplot in "Office Space" that starred Jennifer Aniston as a waitress in just such a restaurant, think again. "Waiting..." is a much more realistic and raunchy - and therefore hilarious - look at working in such chain restaurants. There's even jokes about the training videos that anyone who works for a retail or food service corporation will get immediately.

"Waiting..." is a low-budg film, but it's bad cinematography and grainy film stock work in its favor, making it seem edgy and independent. The humor here is the lowest of the low-brow and these low quality film images make us believe we are seeing a work by someone who didn't have a whole lot of money but defiantly worked to get his film out there. (This is writer/director Rob McKittrick's first film). The fact that several rather well-known actors, like Reynolds, Faris, Guzman, Daley and Chi McBride took roles in the film is a testament to just how edgy and funny the script truly is. "Waiting..." should make you piss your pants with laughter. Good luck getting any of the characters in the film to help you clean up the mess.

Notes:

Also with Max Kasch, Andy Milonakis and Dane Cook.

Produced by Chris Moore of Project Greenlight fame among a plethora of others.

Milonakis and Kasch do a rap song about their characters over the end credits.

Filmed in Louisiana though no particular setting is established.

Viewed at a sneak preview at the Metropolitan in Austin in September of 2005.

Report Card

Script: A+

Acting: A+

Cinematography\Lighting: B-

Special Effects\Make Up: A+

Music: C

Final Grade: A+

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