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Screamers (1996)

Phillip K. Dick was an odd, unusual and prolific Science Fiction writer. He still remains relatively unknown except to those hardcore devotees of the genre. Still, his work has served as the source for a handful of motion picture scripts including "Blade Runner, "Total Recall" and this later plotless wonder, "Screamers." In these cases, Dick's original titles have been abandoned for their filmed counterparts. For "Screamers," his "Second Variety" serves as the source material.

From the moment we hear the opening narration, accompanied by a scrolling title screen, we know it will be pointless to try and follow the film's plot. This is a long- winded yet pointless dialogue about something called the N.E.B., I can't even begin to remember what it stands for, and how some sort of unbelievable fuel has been found in outer space on planets with names like Sirius and Berelium. There is also mention of high doses of radiation and some sort of war. Trying to absorb more than this from the narration is futile and unnecessary.

The film's plot then opens on a desert like wasteland outside of some sort of an outpost or bunker. When a human appears on the sand dunes, others watch him from the bunker as he is ripped to shreds by some sort of mechanical device. The device makes a horrific and loud, high pitched humming, buzzing noise as it saws into the young man's limbs. Hence the title "Screamers."

The whole plot goes on and on but doesn't make much since. It doesn't really matter though, the special effects are really what's important to the film. Luckily, they are quite fantastic. From the mechanical devices that permeate the film to the wonderful matte art shots that act as the barren wasteland backdrop to the action, the film looks perfect. We get numerous tours through deserted, war torn cities as well as a guide through an underground tunnel system. Everything looks perfect. The mechanical devices, the screamers, are also meticulously constructed. For fans of these effects, the film yields great rewards. It's just a shame that the writers, Miguel Tejada-Flores and Dan O'Bannion, can't write dialogue and exposition that one can easily understand and follow. This might have been a pretty good film.

Peter Weller, who has never been the best of thespians, quickly disintegrates into the nonexistent plot. Acting like Lance Henkickson, he then seems to adopt the speech pattern of Thomas Haden-Church. Apparently this is all in an attempt to appear "hard-boiled." This technique leads him to be quite ineffectual as a leading man. Chances are he simply realized he was in a stinker and gave up about 3 days into shooting. Worse yet, he is juxtaposed against dumdum Andy Lauer of TV's "Caroline in the City." Lauer simply reprises his television role here. With lame asides which he and delightfully guffaws at, Lauer acts more like a smirking "Beavis and Butthead" clone than a rookie recruit who is supposedly a sharpshooter. It's quite silly. Meanwhile, some brunette chick is cast as the love interest and she is about as interesting as a wet sponge. I didn't even bother to get her name. She will play a large part in the film's finale but by the time it arrives, we could care less. And even though the film is rated "R," we don't get to see her "ba-zooms" until they are melting in a special effect. Ho hum.

"Screamers" is directed by Christian Duguay. He mans the special effects qualities of the film quite nicely but he shows no propensity to wrangle his actors. He is even less careful in his actions to get the plot and dialogue of the film to work with these special effects. This film looks more like a advertisement for an effects lab than a major motion picture. "Screamers" is nothing more than typical Sci-Fi. Dick's works of fiction deserve better treatment.

Note: Director of Photography is Rodney Gibbons. Music by Normand Corbiel. Deak Ferrend is co-creator of the mechanical screamers used on screen and also did much of the matte art.

This is basically a Canadian production.

Later I got the chick's name - Jennifer Rubin.

Review written in 1996

Report Card

Script: F

Acting: F

Cinematography\Lighting: B

Special Effects\Make Up: A+

Music:
F

Final Grade: D-

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