#1 - January - Suddenly, Naked Dan and Mark Brauner came in. Bob was missing. Naked Dan freaked out and tried to be the man in control and told Stacey she was either taking a bus ride in the morning back home or he was calling the cops.

#2 - February - The Oscar nominations will be announced at 5:30am PST (is that 6:30 or 7:30 here?) on Tuesday morning, February 12th. Marcia Gay Harden, winner for her performance last year in "Pollack", will announce with some guy nobody cares about from the Academy.

#3 - March - The whole point (of Mardi Gras) is to see tits and grab ass. My ass was only grabbed by Amanda and she was giving no one else a chance!

#4 - April - When you're in love, the whole world is gay! Some guy came in with a light pink backpack and we were talking about it and Johnny said, "It's not pink, it's salmon." I laughed my ass off.

#5 - April- Part 2 - Trust me - everyone noticed us! But I didn't worry about anyone trying to cut in. They may have initially noticed us because of J.K.'s wild, unsyncopated rhythm but then they asked themselves what such a beautiful (albeit awkward) young man was doing with that weird fat guy.

#6 - May - All this just goes to show ya. Give a couple of old queens a little bit of power and an access to e-mail and a cat-fight will ensue.

#7 - June - I was charmed like a fucking snake in India. (Hmmm… a very Freudian analogy).

#8 - Second Half of June 2002 - Anyway, her neighbor Ashton, who is cute and 18 and skinny and sweet, was there as well and somehow it came up (hehe) that he recently had his cock pierced. Not a Prince Albert (which is a hoop on the head) but a barbell through the shaft. OUCH! We tried to get him to show it to us but he was too shy (which is sad because he’s so adorable).

#9 - July 2002 - Life has been very hectic for me these past few weeks. In addition to moving, getting a short film in a festival and hurting my back, I also had to get a brake job done on my car.

#10 - July 2002 (Part 2) - A Gay Bathouse, Beandip, Bowie, Bad Bar-B-Que, Bloodwork, and a Big Stick.

#11 - August 2002 - I feel my job as film review is multifunctional and I have several things I like to accomplish. In order, they are: 1. Be honest 2. Be immediate 3. Be interesting 4. Be thought provoking 5. Be funny 6. Be informative 7. Be controversial 8. Be attention getting 9. Piss people off 10. Be gay 11. Be intelligent 12. Be original 13. Be concise (I like things in 13's)

#12 - October 2002 -Please excuse this self-indulgent, self-referential moment that only I "get."

#13 - December 2002 - "The Ladies Love Lodger", and Lodger caught naked in casino hotel.

#15 - December 2002 - Part 2 - Still, somehow, I managed to tie up loose ends and meet this foursome of frolic on a Saturday night at midnight down on 6th street. I was stone cold sober, of course, but hoping to change that. By the time I met up with them, they had already been kicked out of one bar, one of the seamiest on 6th street, Joe's Generic.

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